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At the Summer Olympics: We’ve got 47 different ways to throw things! Javelin, shot put, discus, hammer, baseballs……
At the Winter Olympics: We’ve got skiing… and skiing with guns… and skiing while jumping off cliffs…
At the Summer Olympics, we have Boxing: Punch each other in the head for three rounds while wearing protective gear and following strict rules.
At the Winter Olympics, we have Hockey: Punch each other in the face for 60 minutes on razor-sharp blades while refs pretend not to notice.
At the Summer Olympics, we have Equestrian: We taught horses to prance around like they’re at a debutante ball.
At the Winter Olympics, we have Curling: We taught humans that screaming at a rock while frantically sweeping ice is a legitimate athletic endeavor.
At the Summer Olympics, we have Gymnastics: Stick the landing or lose a tenth of a point.
At the Winter Olympics, we have Ski Jumping: Stick the landing or lose consciousness.